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The Main Dock => TSBB General Talk => Topic started by: Captain Kidd on Jul 07, 2025, 11:16 AM

Title: A little humor
Post by: Captain Kidd on Jul 07, 2025, 11:16 AM
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Title: Re: A little humor
Post by: Doug SC on Jul 07, 2025, 11:37 AM
I my case it would be another boat. That's normal right?
Title: Re: A little humor
Post by: Wolverine on Jul 07, 2025, 12:49 PM
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Title: Re: A little humor
Post by: Wolverine on Jul 07, 2025, 12:50 PM
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Title: Re: A little humor
Post by: Wolverine on Jul 07, 2025, 12:51 PM
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Title: Re: A little humor
Post by: Monroe on Jul 07, 2025, 01:05 PM
A reminder of the old definition of a boat:

A hole in the water, surrounded by wood, into which you pour money.
Title: Re: A little humor
Post by: Wayne Howard on Jul 07, 2025, 02:43 PM
Boat = Blow Off Another Thousand

Yacht = Yet Again Couple Hundred Thousand


I can only afford a boat occasionally.  8)
Title: Re: A little humor
Post by: GlenG on Jul 10, 2025, 11:15 AM
Not particularly funny, but a couple different views about the sailing lifestyle....


We cannot Control the Wind, but we can Adjust our Sails.


On Board a Sailboat.... There are NO PASSENGERS... only CREW !
Title: Re: A little humor
Post by: Wayne Howard on Jul 10, 2025, 11:17 AM
There is a device on the top of most sailboat masts that always points to your destination. ALWAYS!
Title: Re: A little humor
Post by: Chris Muthig on Jul 10, 2025, 03:59 PM
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

George Carlin
Title: Re: A little humor
Post by: Wolverine on Jul 10, 2025, 04:43 PM
"Man created the slowest form of transportation, the sailboat, then decided to race them"

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Title: Re: A little humor
Post by: Riley Smith on Jul 10, 2025, 05:15 PM
One of my friends said, "I've been sailing twice. I loved it".
My reply, "It's an expensive way to go slow."