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. . . . . . so, if cats are so smart, how come they need to have nine lives? Oops!! Gotta go! Some more TSBBers finally found their way to the new web site!!
Dear Heloise Hinckley,
Noemi is just so young she is not familiar with great synonyms, like zounds, egad, gadzooks, what the deuce, and phooey.
(Signed),
Norm L.
Dear AbNorm L,
Sirrrah, You forget that Noemi is BOTH a Theater Major AND a Sailor!!
She is more than aware of those words, phrases, expressions and MORE!! :o
(Including some that could curl your hair, knave!)
Sincerely,
Heloise Hinckley
Dear Heloise Hinckley,
I have installed and broken three or four Anchor lights on my Potter. :(
(Signed),
Tbodine88
Dear Iodine 129,
Installed and broken three or four anchor lights? :o
Really?
Have you considered using a screwdriver instead of a hammer, on the installation?
Sincerely,
Heloise Hinckley
Dear Heloise Hinckley,
Charles misspoke on a trailer issue a while back, so I corrected him by private message, so as not embarrass him and now I'm afraid his HH avatar might make fun of me! :'(
Do you have any advice?
(Signed),
Roland of Macatawa
Dear Rolaids of Catawba,
Nah, he's not that kind of guy!
He would NEVER stab someone in the back!
His style is to stab you in the chest, so he can watch yer face!! ;D
Heloise Hinckley's Helpful Advice For Today:
Uhh . . . Might wanna rethink going to the FL120!
Sincerely,
Heloise Hinckley
Dear Heloise Hinckley,
I just now finally found the new TSBB website and just now got logged in! 😊
(Signed),
Zig Zag
Dear Jason,
What?
After four months?!?
Hmmm . . . . were "Zig Zag" papers possibly involved?!? ;)
Sincerely,
Heloise Hinckley
Dear Heloise Hinckley,
I just got a steel rod surgically implanted in my leg! :)
I should be up and around sailing, in no time! :D
(Signed,)
Wayne
Dear Elmer Fudd Weather Report,
(Sneer.)
A REAL Sailor woulda used a belaying pin, varnished bright!
You DID tell them you're a sailor, so they'd use Stainless Steel, right?
Also, did they get the measurements right?!?
"Measure twice, cut once" and all that, right?!?
Can't have you walking around in circles, now, can we?
Although consider what a great stance you'd have on the deck of your Tartan!
(On at least one tack, anyway.) ;)
But if you're self-conscious about listing a little to port, just go on a BEER Cruise!
By the second day, EVERYONE is listing to port!! :D
Sincerely,
Heloise Hinckley
Ahh Heloise,
...the BOFH* of TSBB. :o :D
*1 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastard_Operator_From_Hell) , 2 (http://www.bofharchive.com/BOFH.html)
I was worried that the old girl might not be up to the change. I guess there is no hiding from Heloise.
NOW, the switch-over is complete. Welcome back, HH.
Yea -- the old girl getting up in age -- glad she could wheel chair over to the new site.
Quote from: Charles Brennan on Apr 24, 2023, 07:02 PMBut if you're self-conscious about listing a little to port, just go on a BEER Cruise!
By the second day, EVERYONE is listing to port!! :D
Sincerely,
Heloise Hinckley
By the second day, nobody worries about who's listing. Especially the Planter's Punch group.
On another note: Who let HH out of her strait jacket?
Thanks for showing up !
A fine issue, and proof that mental health care, other than maybe through Santeria, has not helped HH.
I'm a bit afraid to even imagine what password she created to get on here. Crikey.
I took as long as HH did to get properly logged on the new board? :o
Time to head for a nursing home, I guess. Might as well, I have sold my Mac 22 and '83 Mustang 5L GT. Not much left that is exciting that being loose in the public arena offers. :'(
Which nut hatch are you in HH? I might as well join you and swap stories on the members here.
Not Krusen any more, still have an anchor, so not drifting. 8)
I see the old bat made it!!! Thank goodness, I was afraid this would turn into a nuts and bolts place and although I see a nut or two, my fears have been allayed ;D ;D
Quote from: Charles Brennan on Apr 24, 2023, 07:02 PMHeloiseHinckley_New.jpg
Sirrrah, You forget that Noemi is BOTH a Theater Major AND a Sailor!!
She is more than aware of those words, phrases, expressions and MORE!! :o
(Including some that could curl your hair, knave!)
AND I'm a teacher. We deal in words all day!
And here I thought this site was moderated. Did someone slip her the answers to the goofy questions to get in here?
I'm sure HH could handle goofy answers!