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Started by Captain Kidd, Jul 07, 2025, 11:16 AM

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Captain Kidd

Jul 07, 2025, 11:16 AM
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"They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep." Psalm 107:23-24

Doug SC

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Jul 07, 2025, 11:37 AM
I my case it would be another boat. That's normal right?

Wolverine

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Jul 07, 2025, 12:49 PM
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Oriental, "The Sailing Capital of North Carolina"

1985 Compac 19/II  s/v Miss Adventure
1990 Pacific Seacraft Orion  s/v Madame Blue
1986 Seidelmann 295  s/v Sur La Mer

Wolverine

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Jul 07, 2025, 12:50 PM
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Oriental, "The Sailing Capital of North Carolina"

1985 Compac 19/II  s/v Miss Adventure
1990 Pacific Seacraft Orion  s/v Madame Blue
1986 Seidelmann 295  s/v Sur La Mer

Wolverine

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Jul 07, 2025, 12:51 PM
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Oriental, "The Sailing Capital of North Carolina"

1985 Compac 19/II  s/v Miss Adventure
1990 Pacific Seacraft Orion  s/v Madame Blue
1986 Seidelmann 295  s/v Sur La Mer

Monroe

#5
Jul 07, 2025, 01:05 PM
A reminder of the old definition of a boat:

A hole in the water, surrounded by wood, into which you pour money.

Wayne Howard

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Jul 07, 2025, 02:43 PM
Boat = Blow Off Another Thousand

Yacht = Yet Again Couple Hundred Thousand

I can only afford a boat occasionally.  8)
Wayne Howard
Master and Commander of S/V Impetuous
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

GlenG

#7
Jul 10, 2025, 11:15 AM
Not particularly funny, but a couple different views about the sailing lifestyle....


We cannot Control the Wind, but we can Adjust our Sails.


On Board a Sailboat.... There are NO PASSENGERS... only CREW !
Summary of my life in one sentence...
It seemed like a good idea at the time !

Wayne Howard

#8
Jul 10, 2025, 11:17 AM
There is a device on the top of most sailboat masts that always points to your destination. ALWAYS!
Wayne Howard
Master and Commander of S/V Impetuous
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Chris Muthig

#9
Jul 10, 2025, 03:59 PM
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

George Carlin
Chris Muthig
21' Seapearl "Black Pearl"
Ocklawaha, FL

Wolverine

#10
Jul 10, 2025, 04:43 PM
"Man created the slowest form of transportation, the sailboat, then decided to race them"

Author unknown
Oriental, "The Sailing Capital of North Carolina"

1985 Compac 19/II  s/v Miss Adventure
1990 Pacific Seacraft Orion  s/v Madame Blue
1986 Seidelmann 295  s/v Sur La Mer

Riley Smith

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Jul 10, 2025, 05:15 PM
One of my friends said, "I've been sailing twice. I loved it".
My reply, "It's an expensive way to go slow."
Riley
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